Sons of Anarchy – Recap & Review – Fix

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Sons of Anarchy
Fix

Original Air Date: Sept 22, 2009

Tom R. – Sr. Staff Writer
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Double crosses, explosions, cheap, nasty sex in public places, and Elvis singing Hava Nagila. Guess this episode really does have it all.

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Castle – Recap & Review – Deep in Death

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Castle
Deep in Death

Original Air Date: Sept 21, 2009

Rachel – Sr. Managing Editor
rachel@thetwocentscorp.com

When last we saw our heroes, Castle had done the one thing Beckett had asked him not to: snoop around the murder case of her mother. Well, some time had passed. Castle’s first “Nikki Heat” novel (Heat Wave) is out, and Beckett isn’t speaking to him. When a body turns up in a tree, however, she agrees (at the chief’s instance) to let him help one last time.

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Gossip Girl – Recap & Review – The Freshman

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Gossip Girl
The Freshman

Original Air Date: Sept 21, 2009

Valeria V. – Staff Reviewer

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Oh, the carefree days of freshman year of college. This episode made me oddly nostalgic for my undergraduate years. I probably would have enjoyed college more with parties with free sushi and martinis and attractive literary hipsters like Dan Humphrey.
But then again, if real life was like television, then no one would watch TV would they?

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The Big Bang Theory – Recap & Review – The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

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The Big Bang Theory
The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Original Air Date: Sept 21, 2009

Theresa – Staff Writer
theresa@thetwocentscorp.com

The boys are back!! Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, and Raj return from their 3-month Arctic research expedition, where some questionable conservation of body heat took place. But let’s not speak of that. Let’s instead speak of Penny’s ecstatic reaction to Leonard’s return.

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House – Recap & Review – Broken

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House
Broken

Original Air Date: Sept 21, 2009

Shannon – Associate Editor
shannon@thetwocentscorp.com

Welcome back! If you’ll recall, House has checked himself into Mayfield Psychiatric Hospital to get clean of the Vicodin that’s causing him to hallucinate. I’m going to apologize for the ridiculous length of this review but there isn’t much that isn’t important so I think we need to cover it all.

House is in a solitary room in a hospital bed with an IV, detoxing and in a lot of pain. He starts yelling and pounding on the door for help and then he’s restrained to the bed. After the credits, House says he’s all detoxed and hallucination-free and now he’d like to go, kthxbai. Dr. Nolan, his psychiatrist, won’t check him out because he thinks that House has bigger problems than Vicodin. They put House in Ward 6 with Dr. Beasley. She tells him that he’ll be out of there if he cooperates and takes his meds. He assures her that won’t happen and that his plan of action is to turn the ward upside down until they’ve had enough and kick him out.

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Accidentally On Purpose – Recap & Review – Pilot

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Accidentally on Purpose
Pilot

Original Air Date: Sept 21, 2009

Brittany D. – Staff Writer

brittany@thetwocentscorp.com

Okay, so here’s the thing. I try very hard to tell the truth about how I really feel in my recaps because I feel like I owe it to you guys. But at the same time, I try to avoid the ‘well if you don’t like it, don’t recap it!’ comments. The problem is, you never know with a pilot, and I think it takes a couple of episodes for shows to find their footing. So, take me with a grain of salt when I say this show has been done in one way or another every year since Friends ended. Let’s recap though, and you can judge for yourself.

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Drop Dead Diva – Recap & Review – Make Me a Match

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Drop Dead Diva
Make Me a Match

Original Air Date: Sept 20, 2009

Theresa – Staff Writer
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So we’ve got Rosie O’Donnell with love troubles, Liza Minnelli and Delta Burke as psychic sisters, Jane getting hit on, and OMG FRED!!!

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Heroes – Recap & Review – Orientation / Jump, Push, Fall.

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Heroes
Orientation / Jump, Push, Fall

Original Air Date: Sept 21, 2009

Brittany D. – Staff Writer

brittany@thetwocentscorp.com

Welcome back, welcome back! It’s been a long time without Heroes, hasn’t it? Some people were left thinking it was a little lack luster last season, but there have been many promises from Tim Kring and the actors themselves that things would be different starting this season. Just as a warning, this recap is going to be a bit longer than normal thanks to the two hour premiere, so hold on tight! We have a lot of ground to cover.

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How I Met Your Mother – Recap & Review – Definitions

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How I Met Your Mother
Definitions

Original Air Date: Sept 21, 2009

Faye O, TwoCents Reviewer
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Well, let me start off by saying “WELCOME BACK”! It’s been a long, long wait for the premiere of How I Met Your Mother, but it was totally worth the wait! After the MANY Neil Patrick Harris appearances this past week and a half due to the Emmy’s, and the premiere of the show, we finally got to see what happened with Barney and Robin. We also got to see Lily back in all her glory; and we got to see Ted’s new job as a Professor of Architecture. I’m so excited to start with my review for you all! So, let’s get to it.

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Entourage – Recap & Review – Berried Alive

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Entourage
Berried Alive

Original Air Date: Sept 20, 2009

Farrah – TwoCents Reviewer
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Over on CBS, poor Kevin Dillon didn’t win the Emmy. Who are these Mad Men people? I don’t get it. Why doesn’t Entourage get more nominations and wins? Marky Mark, I mean Mr. Mark Wahlberg, gave a great interview on the Red Carpet about the show and how wonderful it is. I completely agree.

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