The Vampire Diaries – Recap & Review – Friday Night Bites

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The Vampire Diaries
Friday Night Bites

Original Air Date: Sept 24, 2009

Zeba – TwoCents Reviewer
zeba@thetwocentscorp.com

Rejoice! Tonight’s episode of The Vampire Diaries is a definite step up from the past two weeks. Stefan and Elena become “official,” though Bonnie has her misgivings. Caroline goes MIA after her escapade with the older, more mysterious Salvatore brother. Is she a vampire too, now? Oh and of course, Damon still has something evil up his sleeve…

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It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia – Recap & Review – The Gang Hits The Road

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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The Gang Hits the Road

Original Air Date: Sept 24, 2009

Tom R. – Sr. Staff Writer
tom@thetwocents.com

Yes, that’s right…when in doubt, do a road show. In this case, take the worst travel companions you’ve ever had…crying babies, whiny teenagers, bickering couples, grumpy old seniors…then multiply by five and add alcohol. Lots of alcohol.

11:00 AM on a Tuesday, and Dennis has hitched a trailer to his truck for a trip to Arizona. Frank wants to see the Grand Canyon before he dies, Charlie has never been out of Philly, and “Old School” Dennis refuses to use a GPS.

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FlashForward – Recap & Review – No More Good Days (Pilot)

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FlashForward
No More Good Days (Pilot)

Original Air Date: Sept 24, 2009

Caitlin- Senior Reviewer
caitlin@thetwocentscorp.com

If you’ve watched ABC recently, you’ve probably seen the advertisements for this show. Mysterious and action-packed, they’ve been pushing the “2 minutes, 17 seconds” tagline for a while now, and given the buzz for the show, the tactic seems to have worked. Chances are, with its stellar cast and intriguing plot, FlashForward will have a great shot at being everything ABC wants it to be.

We open on our main character, Mark Benford, lying confused and bloody in what turns out to be his overturned car. He emerges into a hellish scene of accidents and dead bodies- and cue the title screen. Afterward, we go back to the past, where his wife’s note saying “I hate you” is apparently a sign of love.

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Survivor – Recap & Review – Taking Candy from a Baby

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Survivor: Samoa
Taking Candy from a Baby

Original Air Date: Sept 24, 2009

Rachel – Sr. Managing Editor
rachel@thetwocentscorp.com

Here is my list of the The Top 10 Things I Learned from Survivor 19, only because 9 of the players did nothing this episode.

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Grey’s Anatomy – Recap & Review – Good Mourning

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Grey’s Anatomy
Good Mourning

Original Air Date: Sept 24, 2009

Thomas Nikl – Staff Writer
thomas@thetwocentscorps.com

What’s up Grey’s Anatomy fans? It’s been a long summer but we’re back, baby! Who will live? Who will die? Who will sleep with whom? All these questions and many, many more wait for you in the new season of *drum roll please*… Grey’s Anatomy!

Also, I’m going to try something new. Instead of longggg paragraph reviews I’m gonna try this in uber-summarized time line form to see if that’s more palatable to my awesome readers. Within this timeline I’ll ask questions for my readers to answer in the comment section. If you like the new format, or if you think it sucks and I should never, ever do it again, you should also leave that in the comments.

Ok, let’s get this party started- whoop whoop!

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The Mentalist – Recap & Review – Redemption

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The Mentalist
Redemption

Original Air Date: Sept 24, 2009.

Liz – Associate Staff Writer
liz@thetwocentscorp.com

I love coming in to a new season of television. Everyone has new haircuts, or they’ve done something new with their appearances, and they just all look shiny. But some things – like Jane – never change. In the cold open alone, he uses his amazing ESP to find a murder weapon, and his powers of observation thereof to pinpoint the murderer… who promptly causes $4,000 in damages trying to get away. I told you some things don’t change.

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CSI – Recap & Review – Family Affair

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CSI
Family Affair

Original Air Date: Sept 24, 2009

Nicola – Associate Staff Reviewer
nicola@thetwocentscorp.com

Broken glass, bullets flying, blood splatter – just another day at the CSI labs. And haven’t we missed it!

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The Office – Recap & Review – The Meeting

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The Office
The Meeting

Original Air Date: Sept 24, 2009

Shannon – Associate Editor
shannon@thetwocentscorp.com

Michael is having a colonoscopy. He calls Oscar in for a consult on what he should expect and whether or not he should have a “safe word”. And that, kids, is your cringe moment of the day.

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Community – Recap & Review – Spanish 101

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Community
Spanish 101

Original Air Date: Sept 24, 2009

Brittany D. – Staff Writer
brittany@thetwocentscorp.com

Welcome back to study group! Did you hear that Community was very well received and debuted to respectable numbers? Score points to Joel and the rest of the cast! Let’s see what they’re up to this week.

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Gary Unmarried – Recap & Review – Gary Has a Dream

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Gary Unmarried
Gary Has a Dream

Original Air Date: Sept 23, 2009

Farrah – TwoCents Reviewer
farrah@thetwocentscorp.com

When we last left Gary … oh let’s be honest, no one really remembers Gary except for him bickering with his ex-wife (Allison) whom he did the deed with in the season finale and that he had a hottie for an on/off girlfriend for most of last season who randomly showed up every now and then. However, little Tommy did grow up over the summer. And Uncle Mitch is staying with the family … blazing shirts and all. New story lines, yay! It’s hard to even remember if Krandall left or not. I miss Krandall … he was more than just a therapist, he was comic relief.

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