To: TV Claus
From: Farrah
Farrah@thetwocentscorp.com
Dear TV Claus:
I think I’ve been a good girl this year and I have only a few things on my list.
1. Can you please wrap up the horribleness that has become Desperate Housewives? I mean, 3 more years? URGH.
2. Make more televisions turn on during Gary Unmarried.
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Original Air Date: Dec 7, 2009
Valeria – Staff Reviewer
valeria@thetwocentscorp.com
Is It sweeps already? Because the latest Gossip Girl episode was the highlight of the season so far (given that it was pretty difficult to top a drama-filled Thanksgiving). It seems that the writers of the show realized that the anchor of the series is really the acting chops of Ed Westwick (Chuck) and Leighton Meester (Blair), and have managed to do a brilliant job of tying each characters seperate archs into one story with effing crazy twists and turns and general UES craziness.
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Desperate Housewives
Boom Crunch
Original Air Date: Dec 6, 2009
Annette – Reviewer
annette@thetwocentscorp.com
I know I’ve said this before – but you couldn’t pay me to live on Wisteria Lane. If it’s not murder, arson or tornadoes, a plane is crashing onto the street. That’s right, a small plane crashes onto Wisteria Lane right in the middle of the neighborhood Christmas party and not all of our housewives are going to make it out alive.
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Original Air Date: Dec. 6, 2009
Farrah Kaye – Associate Staff Writer
Farrah@thetwocentscorp.com
Okay, I have a confession to make. I watched the episode already so I know what happens. I won’t let anything spill out yet, but I need to warn you: you will need to tissues. I repeat: GET TISSUES. Now, in the previews from last week, we know that Tommy comes back, Rebecca runs down the beach in her dress, Justin gets cold feet and someone screams “oh my god.” How that all comes together, you have to read to find out. However, considering the title, I had a feeling the wedding didn’t happen. Why? That’s a whole other guess, too. So let’s get to it, shall we?
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Original Air Date: Dec. 6, 2009
Karen Belgrad- Two Cents Reviewer
karenbelgrad@thetwocentscorp.com
The penultimate episode of the season brought us the question of “Who is Dexter Morgan?” Is he a serial killer, a blood spatter expert, a husband, a father, a brother, or Kyle Butler? Is he truly capable of being all of the above?
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To: TV Claus
From: Liz
liz@thetwocentscorp.com
Dear TV Claus,
Hello. I’ve been a good girl this year (for a given value of good) and if I could have one or more of the following I can assure you that more good behavior would follow.
1. I know that we’ve repeatedly been told that this would likely be the last season of Supernatural, but they’ve also hinted that if they found another story to tell, they would tell it. Please let them find that other story.
1b. And if you can’t do that, can you at least bring Anna back, or have someone MENTION Anna? I want to know if Julie McNiven and Misha Collins could ACTUALLY kill me with chemistry.
2. A stake of holly through the hearts of everyone who had anything to do with canceling Dollhouse.
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The Amazing Race
Amazing Grace, How Sweet the Sound (Las Vegas)
Original Air Date: 6 Dec 2009
Rachel – Sr. Managing Editor
rachel@thetwocentscorp.com
Farrah Kaye – Associate Staff Writer
farrah@thetwocentscorp.com
It’s Finale time, kids, and what better place to end a race around the world than Vegas, baby! On this special Recap & Review, you’ll meet Farrah who will be taking over RR duties from me (Rachel) next season. So… did your favorite team win? Of the Final Three, the team I wanted to win did, so I guess that’s good… But I’m still blue that it wasn’t a Flight Time & Big Easy / Gary & Matt / Zev & Justin Finale. How awesome would that have been?!?
photo: cbs
Original Air Date: Dec. 6, 2009
Amanda – Senior Reviewer
amanda@thetwocentscorp.com
Evidence. As we know, it’s very important to cops (although not always these cops, since they seem to be able to elicit confessions in minutes without much), but it’s also important to debaters. Both types of evidence are found in the person of a high school debate whiz who won a match by claiming, “I am my own evidence.” Meanwhile, Vera gets a checkup…and Scotty gets a disturbing clue in the mystery of his mother.
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Original Air Date: Dec. 4, 2009
Karen – Sr. Staff Writer
Karen@thetwocentscorp.com
This week we have everyone heading for the Bahamas for a photo shoot and maybe a little bit more. Seems as thought the warm weather gets everyone in the mood for a little lovin’.
As everyone is getting ready to go, Betty finds out from Marc that Matt & Amanda are planning on hooking up while they are there. She is glad she is not going…oops…until Wilhelmina tells her she needs her help. Seems as though Marc needs a gay-cation.
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