Desperate Housewives – Recap & Review – I Guess This Is Goodbye

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Desperate Housewives
I Guess This Is Goodbye

Original Air Date: May 16, 2010

Annette – Sr. Reviewer
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Well, the season finale is finally here, and what a long season it’s been. The show has been full of ups and downs and hits and misses. I’ve really been waiting to see how it all plays out.

The season finales of the past have proven to be exciting and jaw dropping, so how did this one stack up? Read on to find out.

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Family Guy – Recap & Review – The Splendid Source

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Family Guy
The Splendid Source

Original Air Date: May 16, 2010

Thomas Nikl – Staff Writer
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Lois and Peter get summoned to Brian’s school because he told an inappropriate joke at school- and it was one of the jokes Quagmire told Chris. So Peter goes over to Quagmire’s because he wants to hear the joke, too.

Quagmire tells the joke and it’s so funny that Peter poops his pants. LOL. In fact, apparently Peter poops anytime he hears the joke so Quagmire and Joe take advantage of it. Peter is curious about where the joke came from, so the boys go on a journey to find the origin of this off-colored joke.

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Tudors – Recap & Review – Episode 6

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Tudors
Episode 6

Original Air Date: May 16, 2010

Thomas Nikl – Staff Writer
thomas@thetwocentscorps.com

Last week was a beheading fest at the Tower of London. So let’s see what King Henry does to keep himself busy this week given his wife is now dead. We start with Mary telling Elizabeth that Henry has restored them to the line of succession, behind Prince Edward, of course. Mary is happy; Elizabeth is not. And Elizabeth is traumatized enough by what happened to Queen Catherine that she vows to Mary that she’ll never marry (which I believe is historically true that she never marries). The Spanish and French are at war and the Spanish ambassador proposes a friendship between England and Spain. Henry would regain all of his lost territory in such an alliance. But the French ambassador is there, too, to help reinforce their already existing alliance. The French owe him money- and Henry wants it- and he doesn’t really give the French ambassador a solid answer. Henry dispatches some of his men to Scotland, as well, to try and solve the problems up there.

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NBC Upfronts – A Day in the Life

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Come with us, gentle reader, as we follow our brave Editor-in- Chief to the NBC 2010/2011 Season Upfront (when networks announce their schedule and we finally know who’s in and who’s out!).

This morning, KP had the cool opportunity to experience the announcements first-hand (lucky guy!) and he tweeted through it all. The following are his tweets and photos as they happened… (and don’t forget to follow TheTwoCents on Twitter!)

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Survivor – Recap & Review – Anything Could Happen

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Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains
Anything Could Happen

Original Air Date: May 16, 2010

Ryan O – Two Cents Reviewer
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Here’s the low-down for this episode: There are a lot of “ha-ha” moments. A lot of “wow, you really think that?” moments. Bad decisions are made. The jury questions the final three and, mostly quietly, rips one of them apart. A winner is crowned and justice is served.

Pre-credits: Russell is angry that Sandra didn’t tell him about she had an immunity idol, which is ridiculous, as Sandra points out. Russell goes on to accuse Parvati of lying about knowing. Colby is excited about the discord, since he thinks it will help him get further.

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FOX Announces 2010/2011 Schedule

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Peter Rice, Chairman, Entertainment, Fox Networks Group; and Kevin Reilly, President, Entertainment, Fox Broadcasting Company, today unveiled the FOX primetime schedule for the 2010-2011 television season to the national advertising community during its annual Programming Presentation at The New Beacon Theatre.

“FOX has been the No. 1 network for six consecutive seasons not only because our programs are hits, but also because they’re the most engaging shows on television,” said Rice. “We’re very excited to add a full slate of creative, original new series next season that will help us continue to capture imaginations and draw people back to FOX week after week.”

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TwoCents & Five Questions With Hart Hanson and Emily Deschanel

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…Hart Hanson, creator and Emily Deschanel, actor

This week kicks off season (or series) finale week for most shows and Bones is just one of the many on the list. As the show ends their fifth season, TheTwoCents sat down to ask Hart Hanson and Emily Deschanel some questions about the latest episodes of Bones. The latest episode appeared on May 12 and you can read the recap to see what happened.

TheTwoCents: What kind of impact do the final two episodes have between Booth and Bones?
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Merlin – Recap & Review – The Witchfinder

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Merlin
The Witchfinder

Original Air Date: May 15, 2010

Andi – Staff Writer
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This week on Law and Order: Camelot, the new detective crosses the line and accuses three of Camelot’s own! Faced with insurmountable odds, Gwen and Merlin must battle to save everyone in the opening credits from certain doom!

Merlin, in a moment of complete and unprecedented idiocy, makes a giant horse out of some campfire smoke to amuse himself while doing some sort of annoying manual labor or something. Of course, some random woman sees the hugemongous horsie and freaks her tattered little head off about it. Dumbass.

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NBC Announces 2010/2011 Schedule

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A day prior to kicking of the big Upfronts week, NBC has released their fall schedule. Check out TheTwoCents.com all day tomorrow as we report LIVE from inside the NBC Upfront with all the details!

NBC’s primetime schedule is highlighted by five new comedies, seven new drama series and one new alternative program, including shows from such innovative hit-makers as J.J. Abrams, Jerry Bruckheimer and David E. Kelley, among others.

The high-quality series include new comedies such as “Outsourced,” Love Bites,” “Perfect Couples,” “Friends With Benefits” and “The Paul Reiser Show.” The new dramas are “The Cape,” “Harry’s Law,” “Outlaw,” “Undercovers,” “The Event,” “Chase” and “Law & Order: Los Angeles.”

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Doctor Who – Recap & Review – Flesh and Stone

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Doctor Who
Flesh and Stone

Original Air Date: May 15, 2010

Brittany Frederick – Staff Writer
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When last we left Eleven and Amy, they were fleeing from an army of Weeping Angels. That’s exactly where we pick them up, in part two of this Steven Moffat-scripted two-parter: fleeing from the angels into the bowels of the spaceship that crashed and started this whole mess.

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