Hi gang! Happy Holidays to you all! For the month of December, the crew here at TheTwoCents.com will be writing our letters to TV Claus. A powerful being who transcends all beliefs to bring us the wonderment of good television. You’ll see a new letter to TV Claus almost daily here and we hope you’ll chime in your TwoCents to TV Claus too!
Dear TV Claus,
So maybe I haven’t been the most exemplary person this year. However, whether I’m on the naughty list, the nice list, or hovering somewhere in between, I’m hoping you’ll see that my TV wish list is actually intended to benefit everyone. That’s right, I’m a utilitarian televisionist. Totally. .
So here’s my list:
1. America’s Next Top Model is my guilty pleasure. Can you please convince Tyra to have an all-star season, where previous favorites (and some not-so-favorites) can compete against one another? Imagine the drama! Imagine the smizing!
2. Please keep Community on the air for, umm… ever.
3. The Irish diversion was fine, but can you please bring the Sons of Anarchy back home to Charming?
4. I know Lee Pace has a gig with those upcoming Twi-pics, but could you please bring him back to TV? He’s too crazy talented to not be around on a regular basis.
5. For once in my life I’m actually hoping the last five minutes of a TV season were a dream. Can Don Draper please not marry Megan? Bring back Faye, dangit!
6. Please make the Kardashians, Lohans, the various “real housewives,” and all those other assorted persons I’m supposed to care about go (far) away.
7. Kristen Bell is talented. Her movies? Terrible. Either make the dang Veronica Mars movie or get her back on a series that’s worthy of her talent!
8. Stop trying to pull of American remakes of British shows that are already great by themselves!
9. Have True Blood’s fairyland actually surprise everyone and be cool and interesting. We’ve only glimpsed glowy lights and costume balls, so viewers haven’t been super-impressed or hopeful. I think it would be great if Alan Ball came up with something unexpected and fabulous
10. For the love of all that is holy, can you tell Ian Somerhalder to call me? That kid is smokin’.
So, maybe you could grant some of these wishes? I promise I’ll stop asking for a pony.
Later skater,
Meg