Hi gang! Happy Holidays to you all! For the month of December, the crew here at TheTwoCents.com will be writing our letters to TV Claus. A powerful being who transcends all beliefs to bring us the wonderment of good television. You’ll see a new letter to TV Claus almost daily here and we hope you’ll chime in your TwoCents to TV Claus too!
Dear TV Claus,
I have been a very good reviewer this year. As such, I demand payment. This year, I wish for the following:
– An end to laugh-track comedy. Was Fred Armisen’s ‘Fericito’ character right? Do audiences really need to be told when to laugh? The laugh track is like the push-up bra, fake eyelashes, and hair extensions – if you take it away, the result doesn’t look quite so good. Let’s take laugh tracks away from sitcoms and see how they fare.
– Please fix BBC America. There is so much quality British programming from the last decade or so, yet all they give us is more Top Gear and Gordon Ramsay than we can stomach. Would it hurt to put The Young Ones back on TV? Or Spaced? Or Fortysomething?
– Please allow The Simpsons to stay relevant. I’ve watched a few episodes here and there, and the quality has improved compared to much of the last decade. The Simpsons has been a part of my life since I was 11 years old. I shudder to think what life would feel like without it.
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