Category Archives: True Blood

True Blood Frenzy Original Air Date: August 30, 2009 Andi – Associate Staff Writer andi@thetwocents.com It’s all theoretical this week in Bon Temps, as we find out the underwhelming secret to Maryann’s undoing. Plus, Sophie-Anne reveals that The Secret is … Continue reading →

True Blood New World In My View Original Air Date: August 23, 2009 Andi – Associate Staff Writer andi@thetwocents.com Everybody (except Eric) is back in Bon Temps this week and boy howdy is it a mess. Thank your deities, people, … Continue reading →

True Blood I Will Rise Up Original Air Date: August 16, 2009 Andi – Sr. Reviewer andi@thetwocents.com In which True Blood brings game, everyone earns their paychecks, your recapper absolutely does not cry, and Maryann is still boring.

True Blood Timebomb Original Air Date: August 9, 2009 Andi – Sr. Reviewer andi@thetwocents.com Dallas becomes even more exciting this week when Jason realizes how useful it is to watch First Blood a million times and Godric realizes how useful … Continue reading →

True Blood Release Me Original Air Date: August 2, 2009 Andi – Sr. Reviewer andi@thetwocents.com This week in Bon Temps, Sam doesn’t care if you are a girl, he will hit you in the mouth; Maryann is still weird and … Continue reading →

True Blood Hard-Hearted Hannah Original Air Date: July 26, 2009 Andi – Sr. Reviewer andi@thetwocents.com Holy bull-headed beastie Batman! If you thought last week’s episode was boring (*points to self*), this week makes up for it. Sookie gets nabbed, Eric’s … Continue reading →

True Blood Never Let Me Go Original Air Date: July 12, 2009 Andi – Senior Reviewer andi@thetwocents.com A few things happen on this week’s True Blood. No, I’m not being ironic; a few things happen. Eric reveals that Godric is … Continue reading →

True Blood Shake and Fingerpop Original Air Date: July 12, 2009 Andi – Sr. Reviewer andi@thetwocents.com You know, for a tiny hick town without so much as a WalMart, Bon Temps is a hoppin’ place. It is also highly educational … Continue reading →

True Blood Scratches Original Air Date: June 28, 2009 Andi – Sr. Reviewer andi@thetwocents.com Bulls and vampires and Christians, oh my! Okay, well, bull-people-hybrid things, at least. Many things happen this week in Bon Temps and most of them are … Continue reading →

True Blood Keep the Party Going Original Air Date: June 21, 2009 Andi – Senior Reviewer andi@thetwocents.com This week on True Blood, I laughed, I cringed, I felt really sorry for some of the actors. In this episode, Eric makes … Continue reading →