Surro-gate
Original Air Date: Sep 20, 2010
Karen – Sr Staff Writer
karen@thetwocentscorp.com
New episodes are finally here and I know the timeline is packed with shows you want to watch, but I hope Rules is one of them. We come back with Jeff and Audrey picking their surrogate, Pam, and are very excited to start the family. But…and there is always a but…as Pam leaves the apartment and waits for the elevator, slimy Russ makes his move on the new chick he hasn’t slept with. Jeff comes out in the hall just as the elevator door closes with Russ giving him the “oh yea, this one is mine” look. Jeff freaks out, trying to keep it from Audrey.
Now during all this, Jeff had to run the stairs to try and stop Russ on the elevator with no success, but to explain to Audrey, he said he wanted to get into shape and was doing the stairs for exercise. This prompts Audrey and also Adam into doing the steps. Adam’s big mission is to get his butt back, he feels it is diminishing and wants a firm butt again. Yes, everyone just looked at him oddly. Lol
Jeff calls Tim to try and stop Russ before he “pollutes” Pam with his man-stuff. So Tim is on a mission to try and find Russ.
Jennifer goes to Russ’s apt and finds that Pam is there and yes they did do the nasty. So now Jeff goes to Russ’ office and wants to see Russ. Tim says he is busy and the best part of the show is that Jeff picks up Tim like he is a kid and carries him into the office. Russ admits he slept with Pam, can’t believe Jeff has such low expectations of him and is then carried out and taken to tell Audrey what he has done.
Audrey is speechless, but decides she still wants Pam as the surrogate and they wire the money to her acct. But during the night, Audrey has nightmares of seeing her baby with Russ’ head on it. Especially the dream where she is getting ready to nurse the baby and little Russ looks up and says he doesn’t want the bottle, he wants the good stuff! They decide to get another surrogate.
At the diner, Adam volunteers Jennifer to be the surrogate, and she looks at him like “what!” and then the subject is dropped… but I think we have an opening of what is yet to come. I think Jen is going to rethink this idea and maybe do it.
Meanwhile Adam has an appt to go to the gym for an ass-blaster workout, but when he comes back he is reluctant to say that the other guy had a different meaning to the ass-blaster workout. Funny stuff.
Hope you liked the show and recap. I am new to the show but enjoyed it quite a bit. I can listen to Warburton talk all day. What do you think will happen with Jeff and Audrey getting a baby?



STILL FUNNY, WITH THESE WRITERS I DON`T CARE WHAT YOU ADD TO THE SHOW IT WILL STILL MAKE YOU LAUGH KEEP IT UP TIM
I have watched this show from the beginning but to think this show was kept over Gary Unmarried…just wrong. It’s nowhere near as funny and seriously, when are we gonna be done with the Russell is a d-bag storyline? And what’s next? The baby winds up being his?
I never cared for Gary Unmarried, I liked him on Ghost Whisperer but not here. Russ really is a d-bag aint he? But I love Jeff!