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Park Safety
Original Air Date: Mar 18, 2010
KP – Editor-in-Chief
kp@thetwocentscorp.com
This week we are treated to an episode of Parks and Recreation entitled “Park Safety”. What’s nice about this show is we don’t need to ever see the “previously on…” stuff. It’s simple fun week in and week out.
This week, we’re going to celebrate American Idol with Parks & Rec. So, keeping that in mind, here are my TOP 12 moments of tonight’s episode.
This……ISSSSSS – Parks and Recreation!
1. It’s the Hummingbird lottery. The winner gets to re-fill all the hummingbird feeders in the parks. Why are there so many? Because scientifically speaking, hummingbirds are the world’s cutest animal. Only thing that could possibly beat that? Baby monkeys in diapers of course. Jerry Wins – why? Cause everyone writes Jerry on their slips. Oh poor Jerry.
2. Mr. Funny Noodle did not OD – his drummer shot him.
3. Poor Jerry was mugged and dislocated his shoulder while walking to the park to fill the hummingbird feeders. Poor Jerry. Awww…. He did the smart thing – he laid still until they left. My thought – he wasn’t really mugged, he’s hiding something.
4. Baby In A Straight Jacket is a better name for a band than Scrotation Marks.
5. Jerry and his wife have a timeshare in Muncie, Indiana. It’s a lovely town.
6. Park Security guy, Carl, is loud and obnoxious. He’s played by Andy Samberg from SNL. The character of Carl is loud and obnoxious too. (See what I did there?)
7. John Krasinski just said “water wedgie” in a commercial. Is that really an appropriate selling point for a Carnival Cruise? Yikes.
8. Ron is trained in self-defense. And he can teach you.
9. The Park Department owns 3 golf carts. 1 got pushed into a creek by some kids, 1 got taken over by raccoons and there was urine everywhere, and 1 got stolen. So, which one is left to take? You do the math…
10. When someone is squeezed to the point of passed out during self-defense class, the ladies swoon.
11. Jerry wasn’t really mugged. Gee, didn’t see that coming. Oh, yes I did, in point #3. What I didn’t see coming – it was for a breakfast burrito.
12. Carl finally saw Avatar and thought it lived up to the hype.
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TheTwoCents 
I’ll be anyone any amount of money that Mark Brendanawicz and Anna aren’t together after this season.
I mean “bet.” I’ll BET anyone any amount of money…
Yeah that looks like it’s going downhill fast. I think they’re looking for stuff to break them up. But in my opinion thank goodness cause god..there’s nothing more boring in this show than Ann and Mark’s relationship. I think it’s the only downfall of the show. So hopefully they break them off as soon as possible. What I don’t want to happen is that Ann goes after Andy..Andy (because he’s Andy) won’t say no and then we get no April/Andy.