Criminal Minds – Recap & Review – Mosley Lane

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Criminal Minds
Mosley Lane

Original Air Date: Mar 3, 2010

Meg – Reviewer

Wow. So the first time I ever fill in for JD and recap Criminal Minds, I get the episode with the sinister child-immolating granny? Nevertheless, this episode—while creepy with a capital “WTF”—was actually pretty awesome (not to mention directed by Dr. Reid himself, Mr. Mathew Gray Gubler).

We open on a family strolling about the Ashburn, Virginia “Winter Festival”—which is noticeably unwintery (especially considering Ashburn got buried in the recent “snowpocalypse” – but I’ll suspend my meteorological disbelief for now). The mother (played by Grey’s castoff Brooke Smith) gets distracted by a woman running through the crowd yelling that she’s lost her son. When Brooke looks back, she realizes her impossibly cute little daughter is gone.

Knowing that they have the best chance of recovering the missing girl, Amy, within the first 24 hours of the abduction, our BAU heroes get cracking on the case. Dr. Reid irritates me by obscuring his cuteness with a mop of hair that looks like it was on the losing end of a grisly fight with a an electric eel. But I digress…

After seeing a news report on Amy’s abduction, a woman shows up at the BAU claiming that whoever took Amy also took her missing son, Charlie. JJ immediately recognizes the woman as Sarah Hilridge—an alcoholic whose son was taken eight years ago and who pops up every time a child disappears. The scene between JJ and Sarah is moving, as Sarah reveals just how broken she is from her loss. Talking with the BAU, Sarah describes the day she lost Charlie, explaining that she had been distracted by a woman yelling about losing her son. A collective light-bulb blooms over the heads of the BAU team.

Meanwhile, little Amy is in captivity—in a dark room with funky wallpaper and some small holes in the wall. Amy approaches one of the holes cautiously. And even though I can sense it coming, I still jump when an eye pops into the hole. It’s a little boy who tries to ask Amy her name. Unfortunately, he’s interrupted when a woman swoops into the room and starts beating the crap out of him. Later, the stern-looking older woman (am I hallucinating or was she the Muffin Buffalo lady from Wonderfalls? Let me know in the comments if you recognize her). The woman (aka Grandma Creepypants) sings eerily to the boy she was attacking earlier. She puts him in a cardboard box. Is he alive? Still singing, Grandma shoves him into a burning furnace (Sweeney Todd much?). I sincerely hope he’s dead…

Amy wakes up to see a boy standing over her. He asks her name, tells him that he is now her brother and that Amy’s new name is Allison. Terrified, Amy hides under the bed when the unsubs (it appears there is also a Grandpa Creepypants involved) look for her. They are sooooo disturbing. Seriously – this is like what would happen if the Natural Born Killers went straight-edge and turned into deranged geriatric childnappers.

JJ goes to talk to Sarah, finding her at home with a cigarette and drink. Sarah shows JJ her very own “murder board” where she has collected articles and research on abducted children for the past decade. JJ begs Sarah to stop drinking. I don’t know—if she can put together an entire conspiracy wall while on the sauce, I’m pretty impressed.

The team strategizes. Morgan surprises me by coming out of left field and asking JJ if she now believes Sarah’s claim that Charlie is alive because JJ is now a mother. Yeesh. Prentiss identifies herself as a “non-mother” and says she believes Sarah too. Morgan backs down. The team realizes that the unsub is probably working with Charlie and another accomplice. Even worse, they realize that the unsub has been abducting children for almost a decade. Garcia does her computer magic and identifies 12 other missing children that fit the profile. Sarah recognizes most of the families from a support group she attended. The team is reluctant to contact 12 families and cause them more pain if they have been moving on with their lives. Sarah, who would know, says any parent would risk that pain if they had a chance their child was still alive

The team starts focusing on families in northern Virginia on isolated properties who have been visited by social services in the past ten years. Garcia comes up with 23 matches. Morgan grimly notes “we’re knocking on the doors of 23 families and all of them have done something wrong to a kid.”

Morgan and Prentiss arrive at Unsub Manor and chat with Gramps. They immediately sense that he is suspicious and Prentiss notices a picture of a boy that looks suspiciously like Charlie. As Prentiss and Morgan talk to Gramps, Grandma covers Amy’s mouth with her hand, whispering “if you make a sound, I’ll kill your mommy.” She sticks Amy with a syringe.

Prentiss calls Hotch, while Morgan and Gramps stare each other down. Meanwhile, Grandma has stuffed the kids in a hearse and escaped to the crematorium. Inside, Grandma burns teddy bears and dolls while Amy, Charlie, and another Unidentified Girl Abductee (UGA) cower in the corner, fixated on the flames. As if she couldn’t be any more EVIL, Grandma tells Charlie to put the catatonic Amy in one of the coffins so she can be furnaced. Charlie pulls a gun on Grams. She laughs at him –probably a bad idea considering he then shoots her in the gut.

The BAU raids the house and finds Charlie’s polaroids of all of the other kids. When the team looks for Gramps, they are told he is in the bathroom. Immediately, they race to the bathroom and break in, because in TV-land any recently-arrested perp who goes to the bathroom will automatically either escape or kill themselves. With Gramps, it is the latter.

Back at the BAU, Reid gives Sarah an inspiring pep talk as she frets that Charlie won’t remember her or want her. The elevator doors open and Charlie just looks so fragile. Sarah cries. JJ cries. Charlie cries. I cry. UGA and Amy are also united with their parents. However, nine other families crumble at the realization their children aren’t coming home. Ouch.

Wow. Hats off to Mathew Gray Gubler for a brilliant episode. I still have lingering questions—why did it take eight years for Charlie to stand up to his captors? What was it about Amy that helped him get the courage to rebel? But questions aside, this episode was incredibly moving and terribly scary. What did you think of Mathew Gray Gubler’s directing job? Did you like the episode? Leave some comments and let me know your two cents!

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30 Responses to Criminal Minds – Recap & Review – Mosley Lane

  1. nastassia roman says:

    just catching up on some missed episodes and wow!! this was def a memorable one – i just wished that ole witch (hansel an gretel the oven…) got a worse ending – it was too easy! but very creepy and emotional..just wished like a lot of you that more was revealed about those 2 pasts and motivations…

  2. KD says:

    I always wonder why the kids dont run away once they are let in the open. I suppose its because the witch convinces them that they will kill their mom or something. Good that the kids finally figured out that she was about to kill and burn them all to cover up her shit. But, there were too many questions – why were those 2 abducting the kids. If they were ‘done’ with the older ones why were they keeping them around (she clearly had no problems trying to burn them off).

  3. Dorvell says:

    If I were Charlie, I would’ve tied that old witch up and thrown her into the oven while she was still alive and concious! That’s what should’ve happened to Grandma Creepypants, but that may’ve been “too hot for TV”

  4. Robin says:

    I thought this was a great episode, but am I the only one who got the nod to Bud Cort’s end by hanging himself at the end of this episode…and the fact that he also hung himself in his performance in Harold and Maude?
    Hat’s off to Matthew, he is truly a very gifted young man.

  5. Delisa says:

    The reactions of Charlie aren’t that surprising to me. Charlie’s character, similar to others held against their will usually suffer some varying degree of Stockholm Syndrome (which is mentioned in the show) Also, their plight is similar in nature to why some abused spouses fail to leave their partners.

    When you ask “why didn’t you leave?”, unintentionally, you are blaming the victim. Often, those outside an abusive relationship will think that if they really wanted to leave, they would. However, abuse is never the victim’s fault, and there are often many psychological issues affecting the abused and their ability to leave the abusive relationship. When a victim is caught in the cycle of violence, they are also experiencing many emotions. During the violent stage, it’s often fear for safety. I think mainly it was because of all the other violence he’d seen over the eight years of captivity, and that he was taken so young. Great episode. Great recap. Thanks! 🙂

  6. Brian Combs says:

    To me, the most most amazing scene was when Grandma Creepypants has Amy/Allison sit on the bed next to her, and then the scene fades to black. There is nothing MGG could have done with that scene to send more horrific images through my head.


  7. Debbie says:

    So why exactly did she kill the boy the day before they were found out? I missed that part but saw where they said “he was alive yesterday?!” what made her snap on that kid…

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