Parks And Recreation – Recap & Review – Galentine’s Day

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Parks And Recreation
Galentine’s Day

Original Air Date: Feb 11, 2010

KP – Editor-in-Chief
kp@thetwocentscorp.com

MEMO

To: Citizens of TV Land

From: Pawnee Parks & Rec Dept.

Re: Agenda for Feb 11th Town Meeting we’ll call “Galentine’s Day”.

– Prepare bags for the ladies. Contents: hand-crocheted flower pens, mosaic portraits for each lady made up of crushed bottles of their favorite diet soda, and a personalized 5000 word essay about why each of them are all so awesome.
Responsible Party: Leslie

– Explain Galentines Day. The day all the Gal’s leave their men behind and “kick it breakfast style”. It’s like Lilith Fair minus the angst, plus fritatas.
Attendees: Leslie, Ann, April, Donna, Leslie’s Mom.

– Tell the greatest story every told. (Note: it’s a great story about Leslie’s Mom finding this great guy – and then she met Leslie’s father years later.)
Responsible Party: Leslie’s Mom

– Convince Leslie to find “Frank”. The guy from Mom’s story.
Responsible Party: Justin

– Abort mission if Frank is someone who thinks toys are people.
Responsible Party: Justin (And apparently Tom, because of his man-crush on Justin).

– Opening Credits
Responsible Party: NBC

– Finally get towels and shampoo to use at home.
Responsible Party: Mark (given to him by Ann for Valentine’s Day)

– Find out the deal with Jerry’s love life.
Responsible Party: All.
*Note: He may be married for 28 years to a woman named Gayle.

– Attempt to seduce ex-wife by playing sexy music and using the champagne that Jay-Z drinks – while in the office.
Responsible Party: Tom

– Break Tom’s heart.
Responsible Party: Tom’s ex-fake-wife

– Band rehearsal
Responsible Party: Andy and his band.
Location: Shoeshine stand.

– Wait till band practice is over to finally get your shows shined.
Responsible Party: Some dude named Kyle.

– Give Leslie a 1/2 day off so she can go on a secret mission of love with Justin to go find Frank for Mom.
Responsible Party: Ron

– Give Ann every cliche valentines gift ever known. Possible items: Heart balloon, roses in heart-shaped arrangements, bad perfume, big piece of jewelry the girl won’t like and a few teddy bears.
Responsible Party: Mark

– Warn Jennifer Aniston to stay away from John Mayer.
Responsible Party: Leslie

– Be an awesome guest star in the role of “Frank”.
Responsible Party: John Larroquette

– Play rock versions of standards for the old people Valentine’s ball.
Responsible Party: Andy’s Band

– Ask Ann how your relationship is going.
Responsible Party: Marc

– Reunite Frank with Leslie’s Mom.
Responsible Parties: Leslie and Justin

– Be mean to the old people.
Responsible Parties: April’s gay boyfriends
Possible Outcome: April will warm up as a person and be kind to the old people.

– Sue your fake-ex-wife for alimony.
Responsible Party: Tom

– Be weirded out by April and Andy flirting.
Responsible Party: Ann

– Be really odd and creepy.
Responsible Party: Frank

– Break up with gay boyfriends.
Responsible Party: April

– Decide Justin isn’t a great as you would hope.
Responsible Party: Leslie

– Comfort Leslie
Responsible Party: Ron

– Comfort Tom over Leslie and Justin’s breakup
Responsible Party: Justin

– Leave your TwoCents about tonight’s episode in the comments below.
Responsible Party: YOU!

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