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Sweetums
Original Air Date: Feb 4, 2010
KP – Editor-in-Chief
kp@thetwocentscorp.com
MEMO
TO: All members at large
FROM: The Pawnee Parks & Rec Department
RE: What you need to know from tonight’s episode.
Whereas Leslie’s new boyfriend, Justin, is cool, it shall be ok to have a fashion show during work hours to get his thoughts on hats, sequins, gloves, medallions and canes.
Whereas Sweetums has been the leading maker of sweets for Pawnee, they shall enter into a partnership with the Parks & Rec Dept.
Whereas the guy playing the spokesman for Sweetums was on LOST, he shall always be cool.
Whereas Sweetums cares about the town, they are debuting a new energy bar called NutriYum. They add natural elements and “some other stuff”.
Whereas when someone compliments your pick-up truck, run. They are about to ask you to help them move stuff. Mark did not run fast enough.
Whereas Andy is excited to help Tom move, April is thus excited to do the same.
Whereas Ron was drinking, and per the card Leslie carries around, he was drunk. Thus Leslie sat on the hood of Ron’s car until he was sober – according to her card.
Whereas NutriYum is very very tasty, Ann, a nurse, knows that the insane amount of sugar in the bars – a sugar rush rave induced by NutriYum will end in a very bad sugar crash.
Whereas Leslie doesn’t really know what a sidebar conversation is, she has many at the same time, with the same person.
Whereas the citizens of Pawnee don’t know what corn syrup really is, they want Ann to have everyone eat Ham and Mayonnaise.
Whereas April’s gay boyfriend and his gay boyfriend see her helping Andy help Tom move, they are suspicious.
Whereas Jerry has big feet, he stepped on DJ Roomba and killed him.
Whereas the town doesn’t care about health, they vote to allow Sweetums to sell NutriYum in their parks.
Whereas April’s boyfriends gave her crap, she is now cold to Andy.
Whereas Leslie has already written a touching eulogy for Ron in case he dies, he agrees eating a turf and turf dinner isn’t good for him. And he apologizes to Leslie for being a jerk.
Whereas it’s never good to be haunted by electronics, Jerry should be scared of the ghost of DJ Roomba.
Whereas the show is over, leave your thoughts on tonight’s episode in the comments below!
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TheTwoCents 
As always, I thought it was a great episode. Laughed out loud many times. The Jerry guy just kills me.
Keep ’em coming.
Jerry brings a lot to the show. It’s pretty impressive how his little screen time always brings a laugh!
I have never, ever liked this show. My husband insists on watching it, and I always roll my eyes and tune out. That said, last night, I actually enjoyed it, and DJ Roomba was made of win. P & R just might have a chance.
I swear, this show gets funnier every week. I loved it!! DJ Roomba was freaking HILARIOUS!!!
I took us all a while to figure this show out, and I think a little while for the show to figure itself out! Luckily we all met – at the birth of DJ Roomba.
I want a DJ Roomba!