To: TV Claus
From: Faye
faye@thetwocentscorp.com
Dear TV Claus,
Since I’ve NEVER written a letter to any form of gift-giving being, I would like nothing more than my first letter to be taken into consideration…
1. Please put Neil Patrick Harris on the following Television Shows besides How I Met Your Mother: Desperate Housewives, Big Bang Theory, The Biggest Loser, Law and Order: SVU, Community, 30 Rock, Private Practice, Grey’s Anatomy, and The Soup…I would love to watch him in every show I watch.
2. Never break off Meredith and Derek on Grey’s…I’m sick of the back and forth, and if you break them up again, I may finally lose interest.
3. Please beat Carlos up on Desperate Housewives for being such a d*ck to Lynette…the only woman on the show that never lost track of who she was.
4. Please make it okay to be 22 and watch Hannah Montana, Sonny with a Chance, and Wizards of Waverly Place, since those shows are awesome, but only for children…
5. Put the Ellen Degeneres Show on the weekends as well. I need laughter on Saturdays and Sundays, not just during the week.
6. Please invite the following people to host/musical guest on SNL before the end of the season: Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Britney Spears, Josh Radnor, Cobie Smulders, Zachary Quinto, Lauren Graham, and Scott Patterson.
7. I would love for a show with very witty Jewish humor, that only a select few people of the population understand.
Thank you, and I hope my wishes come true.
-Faye
TheTwoCents 
NPH Channel. ALL NPH. ALL THE TIME. 🙂 Let’s go start it!
Let’s get a petition to start the NPH Channel. ALL NPH. ALL THE TIME!
Who else would fall so far behind on all the stuff they need to do in life?????
Psh, I have no shame about watching Wizards of Waverly Place, and I’m over 22!
I just watched the WOWP movie and I teared up a bit at the end. I love those shows! Disney is my favorite. Yesterday I was excited because they played an episode of Hannah I had never seen. LOL.
I’m 30 and watch all those Disney shows as well. I use the pretense that I’m watching them with my 3 year old but I’m really the one that wants to see what happens with Lilly and Oliver.
YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!!